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Game of Thrones Review: Season 5 Episode 7

Not gonna lie, I wasn't the biggest fan of this week's episode. I think it was rushed and a little sloppy. Don't get me wrong, it was still better than 99% of other television, but still, a little sloppy. You can do better, Game of Thrones , you can do better. Favorite Moments:  "I Dreamed I Was Old, Egg": Hands down, Maester Aemon was the star of the episode. I knew that he was going to die because I read the books, but still, it was so sad . It was so sweet when he was holding Gilly's baby and comparing him to his brother. What makes Game of Thrones so popular is that the characters are human and have wonderful human moments. Even Maester Aemon, who is sort of a peripheral character, has a complex back story. I mean,you have to remember that he's lived through the reigns of at least five different kings and lived to see his entire family (minus Dany) slaughtered. Even if he's a fictional character, you have to feel a little bad for him. I so, so

Game of Thrones Review: Season 5 Episode 6

Wow. I honestly have no idea how to feel about this episode; it was truly a mixed bag: there were some parts I really loved and some parts I really hated and some parts that had the potential to be cool but were just really poorly executed. All in all, not the best mid-season moment. Let's break it down: Favorite Moments:  Face Thieves: As you all know, I'm not the biggest fan of Arya and her plot, but, I have to admit, even I was a little intrigued by her scenes in this episode. I loved the scene where she was telling Jaqen H'ghr her own story and he was like "a girl lies!" And I was like "oh snap." Also, begrudgingly, I have to admit that the House of Black and White is a really cool set. I think part of the reason I really liked these scenes in this episode was that they were the only remnants of GRRM's original story line. I get that the writer's are forging a brave new path, but sometimes it's nice to see that classic GRRM story tel

The Top 10 Psychos in A Song of Ice and Fire

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So, if you watch  Game of Thrones , you know that last season everyone was really excited because King Joffrey was killed off (book readers were excited about that too, but, since that happened in A Storm of Swords, which came out 15 years ago, it's not so exciting any more). Everyone was like, "finally! we got rid of the most sadistic, horrible person on the show." That's cool and everything, but did you? Did you really? Like, Joffrey was a bad dude and everything, but are we forgetting the guy who likes to flay people alive and the mad scientist who's making a zombie strong man? Joffrey was definitely the face of the psychopath community in  Game of Thrones (and in the books), but he certainly wasn't the only sadistic, evil, mentally disturbed character. So, in case you were looking for a new crazy person to worry about, have no fear; I'm here to provide you with a list of the top ten psychos in  Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire . 1. Ramsay Sn

Game of Thrones Review: Season 5 Episode 5

We're now half way through the season and there are so many unanswered questions! So many things we haven't seen yet! So many opportunities for dragons to eat someone! (BTW: That was awesome). It struck me as I was watching this episode that, in a little over a month, this was going to be over and I'm going to have to wait another year to watch again and that's going to be terrible. But, to misquote Lord of the Rings , today is not that day.  Let's break it down: Favorite Moments: Dinner with the Boltons: If you thought the Lannisters were the most evil people in Westeros, you weren't even close. The Boltons are absolutely brutal! Their dinner scene this episode was so, so painfully awkward; it may have been one of the best things I've ever seen. You know it's a good moment when Ramsay Bolton is getting all creepy and sadistic on someone and then, out of no where, Roose Bolton swoops in and tops you. You better come correct when you're dealing wi

Game of Thrones Review: Season 5 Episode 4

I think this was one of the first times I actually LOL'd while watching Game of Thrones . (I mean, for real, there's not much fun in this show, but this was actually a pretty fun episode -- well, until everyone died. More about that later). Anyway, I loved this episode; it was action packed and fast paced and things HAPPENED . Let's dive in: Favorite Moments: It Pays to Have a Golden Hand: I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love Jaime and I love Bron, and together they make an awesome TV sandwich of awesomeness. I absolutely loved, loved every scene they had together. It was particularly awesome when Jaime was like "we have to save my niece" and Bronn was like "your niece..." and I was like "oh Bronn, you understand everything so well." And don't even get me started on Jaime's golden hand! It was so cool when that sword was coming for him and he was like: "oh, that's right, I can catch that because I hav